A Funny Moment with my Vibrator
A vibrating moment |
If women were more
honest, the accessory called a vibrator would not cause such embarrassment. We all know that men wank, but how many of us
would own up to being the proud owner of a vibrator? I have had one (not the same one of course)
from before South Africa became “verlig” and started importing sex toys and
aids. But back in the day when sex was a
dirty word and Noddy was still banned, I had my fair share of hilarious
moments.
My vibrator had its
own place in my handbag, so it went everywhere with me. One never knows when you need to sort out a
little bit of horniness. It can even
happen during the time it takes for the traffic lights to turn from red to
green.
I was buying a printer
from Macro, a large supermarket/wholesaler.
A really lovely young man was helping me. He put the printer down on the glass top
counter while he processed the sale. I
put my handbag down on the counter as well.
Suddenly I heard a vibrating sound and to my complete embarrassment,
found the source of the noise in my handbag.
By then not only was the salesman looking on with curiosity, but so was
his colleague. With one hand I tried to
scratch around in the (large and deep) bag for the offending noise producing item
to switch it off. It had one of those
tops that you screw down at the back to activate and to stop it you unscrew the
lid a little. Obviously from all the
banging the bag had done against my leg, the bottom of the vibrator had screwed
itself a little tighter and it had turned itself on. The material handbag and the vibrating
vibrator on the glass top counter made a loud enough noise for other colleagues
to lean in closer to the noise. There
was nothing for it but to open my bag and start unloading it in an attempt to
silence that offending vibrator.
“Sorry fellows, but my
vibrator has turned itself on”, I said when I eventually got the offending
article out the bag and onto the counter.
I was so peeved about it that I actually opened it properly and dropped
the three AAA batteries into my bag, put the lid back onto the vibrator and
dropped that too into my bag. The Macro
salesmen’s eyes were as round as saucers.
After paying for the printer,
I had three salespeople fighting to carry it to my car. I doubt whether those three young men will
ever forget the day a woman removed the batteries from her vibrator on their
glass topped counter. Vibrators also improve the after sales service of the salesmen!
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